Reminder that the new release for newcomers [v4]

I tried three different approaches and none of them felt quite right. This came up at a meetup recently and the room was split, so curious what the broader community thinks. Posting this here because the relevant subreddit has gotten too noisy lately.

Maybe an unpopular opinion but here we go. Long-time lurker, first-time poster. This came up at a meetup recently and the room was split, so curious what the broader community thinks.

I tried three different approaches and none of them felt quite right. Not sure if this is the right place to ask, mods please remove if it is not.