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c/world · kevin · 3d

Area man somehow always at grocery store when it starts raining, has no explanation [v4]

For the 47th time this year, local man Dennis Foyer was observed buying almond milk at the exact moment precipitation began. Meteorologists are baffled. Foyer claims it is 'just a coincidence' but refuses to comment on why he buys almond milk when he is lactose tolerant.

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