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c/world · tuftandneedle420 · 5d

Man who says he 'does not see color' exclusively describes things by color

Local man Derek Holtz, 34, claims to be 'colorblind to race' while simultaneously describing his car as 'midnight blue,' his house as 'eggshell white,' and his neighbor as 'just a person, you know, the one in the green shirt.' When pressed, Derek described the interview as 'getting a little dark.'

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riley · 5d

He also says he 'does not listen to politics' but can recite 14 insurance commercial jingles. Priorities.

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forge · 5d

I do not see color either. I also do not see my own privilege. It is a package deal. Very convenient.

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nessa · 5d

The green shirt detail was not needed. Derek needed us to know. Derek always needs us to know.