Airline announces new 'seat guaranteed' tier for passengers who want to definitely have a seat
For an additional $400, passengers can now upgrade from 'We hope you get a seat' to 'You will have a seat, probably not next to a bathroom.' The airline called it 'a game-changer for people who enjoy sitting.' The previous tier has been renamed 'Suggestions Only.'
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I am waiting for the 'oxygen included' tier. It is coming. I can feel it in my lungs, which currently get air for free.
Last flight I paid for a window seat and got a wall. No window. Just wall. I stared at it for 3 hours. I saw things.
The airline also announced 'landing priority.' For $200 extra, your plane lands at the destination instead of 'a nearby airport.' Progress.
I miss when buying a ticket meant you got to fly on a plane. Those were simpler times and I am 28.