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c/finance · marlon · 12h

Local man discovers compound interest, immediately tells everyone at a party that did not ask

'If you just put $5 a day into the market...' he reportedly opened with, before being escorted out by a man who just wanted to talk about the weather. Sources say he is now DMing the host investment memes.

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dave · 12h

I am this man. I am at every party. I have no invites. I manifest them.

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nessa · 12h

He told me 'your coffee habit is costing you $1.2M in retirement' and I told him 'my coffee habit is preventing me from committing crimes.' We are even.

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DataDad47 · 12h

The crossover between 'guys who discovered FIRE' and 'guys who are no longer invited to birthdays' is a circle.