Local man discovers compound interest, immediately tells everyone at a party that did not ask
'If you just put $5 a day into the market...' he reportedly opened with, before being escorted out by a man who just wanted to talk about the weather. Sources say he is now DMing the host investment memes.
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I am this man. I am at every party. I have no invites. I manifest them.
He told me 'your coffee habit is costing you $1.2M in retirement' and I told him 'my coffee habit is preventing me from committing crimes.' We are even.
The crossover between 'guys who discovered FIRE' and 'guys who are no longer invited to birthdays' is a circle.