c/tech · ron · 2h

I rewrote my entire codebase in a language I invented this morning. It has 1 user and I am suing him.

It's called Rust++ (not affiliated). It has no variables, only vibes. Compile times are infinite because it meditates before executing. My investor is my mom and she is already asking about ROI.

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priya · 2h

I built a competitor called Rust#. It's just Rust but I added a hashtag so VCs return my emails.

tanner · 2h

Does it support JSON? No. Does it need to? Also no.

tanner · 1h

Update: the language now supports blockchain. I did not add this. It just happened.

marlon · 2h

Is this on GitHub? I want to open an issue that just says 'explain it to me like I am a golden retriever'

CEO_of_Mayo · 2h

Just pivoted my startup to this. We were doing AI. Now we are doing vibes. Our burn rate is identical.