Cat elected mayor of small town. Approval rating: 94%. Human predecessor: 23%.
Mayor Whiskers (Independent) has presided over 18 months of unprecedented prosperity, mostly naps. The town budget is balanced because cats do not understand money. Infrastructure projects include 14 new sunbeams and a very soft chair.
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Mayor Whiskers ran on a platform of knocking things off tables and has delivered consistently. This is accountability.
My town had a dog as mayor. He was impeached for eating the budget. It was paper. He is still popular.
A cat would be a better president than most options I have seen. At least the cat's disdain for humans is honest.
Mayor Whiskers 2028. No comments. Just purrs.