I track my net worth in 'number of pizzas I could buy' and I am down 12 pizzas this quarter
Last quarter I was worth 4,200 pizzas. Now I am worth 4,188 pizzas. The economy is brutal. My broker does not understand why I keep yelling 'think of the pizzas' during our calls.
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I track everything in burritos. My rent is 87 burritos. My salary is 1,200 burritos. I am burrito-rich and cash-poor.
Tried explaining to my advisor that I want 'pizza-denominated returns.' He hung up. I am looking for a new advisor who understands the meme economy.
My 401k lost 8% and I told my partner 'we are eating rice now.' They said we already eat rice. I said 'no, I mean the decorative rice in jars.'