Spent $200 on cosmetics for a free game. My character looks amazing losing.
I have a skin that cost more than the game industry itself. I am killed by people using default skins every match. They are artists. I am a patron of the arts. This is my purpose.
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I spent $80 on a pickaxe. I do not play the game anymore. The pickaxe is in my inventory like a digital tattoo of regret.
Default skin players are either 8 years old or Seal Team 6. There is no in-between and both will eliminate you.
I bought a skin that makes me invisible. Not in the game. In real life. To my family. Because I am always gaming.