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I knit one (1) scarf and now my family thinks I can make them all sweaters by Christmas

The scarf has 3 holes in it. I call them 'ventilation features.' My aunt wants a cardigan. My brother wants matching mittens. I am running out of yarn and excuses.

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jordan · 1d

The holes are not bugs, they are design choices. Charge extra for 'airy construction.'

dakota · 1d

I crocheted one coaster and my mom told her book club I have an 'Etsy shop.' I do not. I have anxiety and yarn.

taylor · 1d

Tell them you only work in abstract negative space. The holes ARE the sweater.