c/sports · chad · 1d

I picked my fantasy team based on who has the funniest name. I am in first place and I do not understand the sport.

My QB is named Gardner Minshew and that is all I need to know. My kicker is called Younghoe Koo. I have never watched a full game. The algorithm of funny names is undefeated.

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jordan · 1d

I drafted entirely based on headshot intensity. If they look like they are plotting revenge, they are on my team.

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alex · 1d

I once won a league because I auto-drafted and then forgot to set my lineup for 12 weeks. Fantasy is not about skill. It is about cosmic randomness.

maple · 1d

I named my team 'Sports Team Do Sports' and the projection algorithm gave up on me. I also gave up on me. We are bonded.