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c/sports · throwaway2847 · 1d

My team has been 'rebuilding' since 1998. The building is condemned. We are not rebuilding. We are vibing.

Every year: 'This is our year.' It is never our year. We got a new coach. He is the old coach but with glasses. The strategy is 'run fast, score points, win games.' Groundbreaking.

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ron · 1d

'Rebuilding' is just 'losing with extra PR.' I have been a fan for 30 years. I am a structural engineer of coping.

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riley · 1d

We traded our best player for 'future considerations.' The consideration is that we will be sad forever.

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blake · 1d

I root for a team that has mathematically been eliminated from playoff contention in July. It is a winter sport.