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c/sports · vibesurfer · 3d

ESPN analyst predicted the game outcome. Got everything wrong. Got promoted. This is the system.

He said 'Team A has the momentum' and Team A lost by 40. He said 'This quarterback cannot be stopped' and he was stopped immediately. He is now the Senior Vice President of Takes.

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ron · 3d

Sports analysts are just weather reporters for feelings. Sometimes right, always confident, never fired.

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alex · 3d

I could do that job. 'They need to score more points.' Pay me.

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maple · 3d

The best analysts are the ones who say nothing specific. 'This team needs to execute better.' Revolutionary insight. $2M salary.