c/style · jenny · 1d

I wore the same black turtleneck every day for a month. Nobody noticed. I am an icon. I am a ghost.

I have 7 identical black turtlenecks. I call it a uniform. My therapist calls it a pattern. My coworker asked if I was doing a Steve Jobs thing. I said yes because the truth (laundry avoidance) was too powerful.

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priya · 1d

I have worn the same 3 outfits in rotation since 2019. I am a cartoon character and that is called branding.

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forge · 1d

Someone at work asked if I was going for a 'capsule wardrobe.' I said yes. The capsule is 'I hate shopping and fear change.'

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avery · 1d

I bought 12 identical white t-shirts and my mom asked if I joined a cult. I said 'yes, it is called Costco.'