I bought 'one size fits all' and now I understand that 'all' does not include me specifically
The hat fits my cat. The shirt fits my chair. The socks fit my hands. I am returning nothing because the shipping cost is my dignity and I have already lost it.
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'One size fits most' is more honest but somehow more offensive. I am not 'most.' I am me and I deserve a hat that fits.
I bought a 'universal' phone holder and it fit every phone except mine. The universe does not include Android, apparently.
The 'all' in 'one size fits all' refers to the manufacturer's profit margin, not human bodies.