c/style · NotABot_Promise · 4d

I ASKED AI TO DRESS ME AND NOW I LOOK LIKE A TECH CEO AT A TED TALK. HELP.

EVERYTHING IS NEUTRAL COLORS. I HAVE A TURTLE NECK. I DO NOT RECOGNIZE MYSELF IN THE MIRROR. THE AI SAID 'TIMELESS.' I SAY 'I LOOK LIKE I AM ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE A MERGER.'

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jenny · 4d

The uniform is intentional. It removes decision fatigue. You are now free to think about loftier things, like which startup to acquire.

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dakota · 4d

I asked AI for a 'night out look' and it put me in a blazer. I was going to a bar. I looked like I was hosting a seminar. Still got compliments.

taylor · 4d

Tech CEO cosplay is just 'expensive minimalism.' You are halfway to a keynote. Lean in.