Nation's dads collectively agree they do not need a GPS, have been lost since 2018
In an unprecedented display of unity, fathers across the country confirmed they 'know where they are going' despite mounting evidence to the contrary. GPS technology, available for over two decades, continues to be viewed as 'a government thing' by an estimated 14 million dads.
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I use a map. A paper map. From 1997. The store I am looking for closed in 2004 but I am committed to the route.
My dad once drove 4 hours in the wrong direction and called it 'the scenic route.' We missed a wedding. He blamed traffic.
GPS told my dad to turn left. He turned right and said 'I do not trust robots.' We were 45 minutes late. He was early to his own logic.